1. I’m sarcastic to everyone, everything, and every animal around me… makes it hard to move up in the world
2. I’m colorblind, don’t be an ass and try to test me
3. I have an unhealthy love for Van Flyheight… thank god he isn’t real
4. I have and I.Q. of 157, genius level, yet I make simple spelling mistakes.
5. my longest relationship with a woman was three months, and I ruined it… as usual
6. I’m surrounded by success, and have many great opportunities offered to me, but I stay at a state park.
7. my closest friends at the moment are people I met online… crazy how that works
8. I have been held at gun point four times, all of them while at a 7/11
9. I want to bang Tera Patrick, Halle Berry, Betty White and Van flyheight!
10. the only reason why you people even know/follow me is because of NTDevont/Dan
all of them are true… espcially my gay love for Van Flyheight… he would be so dreamy !!!